I blew a quick bubble and then picked up the man's body, carrying it to my house. I dropped him on the couch and rubbed my eyes a third time, trying to make sense of what to do with him. I slapped his cheeks a few times, and poked his face, but I was afraid to do anything more. I went to my kitchen and poured some cranberry juice into a little cup. I floated back into my living room and poured the juice on his face. His eyes fluttered open and he sat up, whipping his head around, looking at everything until his eyes rested on me. "Extraordinary." He said, putting his hands to his cheeks and smiling, which made me feel super weird. I mean, this guy just decided to walk in my cave babbling nonsense, faints at the sight of me, and then calls me extraordinary? That makes absolutely no sense. He got up and walked gracefully in my direction. I stopped floating and stepped back a bit. "This is amazing! I'm brilliant!" He said, poking one of my breasts. "Woah! Watch it buster!" I said grabbing his arm and twisting it around his back. He kept squealing until I let him go. "My greatest apologizes ma'am, I meant no harm." He said in the same petite voice I heard outside my cave before he fainted. "Dude. It's not harm I'm worried about. You walked into my cave, fainted, and then poked my boob." I said. I suspected I was giving him a look like he was crazy, which was well deserved. "Oh! Well silly me for not introducing myself." He said giggling, which was followed by him blushing. He extended his arm in my direction, "I'm Prince Gumball. Ruler of the Candy Kingdom in the land of Aaa." He said, smiling. Prince Gumball? The land of Aaa? Was this guy a lunatic? "Oh, um, I'm Marceline. Vampire of the land of Ooo." I said uncertainly, shaking his hand. "Intriguing." He said, staring at my face. I looked away for a second and then back at him. "Okay, will you please explain to me what The Land Of Aaa is?" I asked, dropping his hand. "Oh! Well take a seat next to me on this nice piece of furniture and let me explain." He said, sitting on my couch. I laughed a bit at his expression of discomfort. I floated a few inches from the couch in a sitting position, crossing my arms. "Well, you say we are in The Land of Ooo, correct?" I nodded. "Well I am from The Land of Aaa, which I am assuming is a completely different universe from yours, where everyone is the opposite. I was working on a portal to take me to another dimension, but I forgot to make a portal to get myself back to Aaa." He said, laughing lightly. "Silly of me, huh?" He said, looking down. "Kind of stupid actually." He said, frowning. For some reason it made me uncomfortable to see him sad, so I tried to change the subject. "So you're telling me, that there is a boy version of me? And girl versions of Finn and Jake?" I asked, floating a bit closer to him. "Why yes, and I am assuming that Finn and Jake's genderbent counterparts are Fionna and Cake. They are great friends of mine." He said, smiling again. "Do you have any proof? Like a picture or something?" I asked. I had to know if he was just feeding me bullcrap or not.
"Why yes! Yes I do!" He said, pulling out something that looked like a blue wallet. He reached in and after a few seconds of searching, he pulled out a picture of him and some other people. He handed it to me and I stopped floating for a few seconds, almost landing on my rock hard couch. I stared at the picture, in awe. There was Prince Gumball, and a pretty girl wearing a blue T-Shirt with a dark blue mini-skirt, which I'm guessing is Fionna, with her arm around a white and brown cat, which I'm guessing is Cake. I saw a long, black unicorn by Prince Gumball, which must be Lady Rainicorn's counterpart. In the background there was an angry looking old lady in a long blue gown with a shiny crown, which was probably that crazy Ice King's counterpart. But what really got me was the boy holding Prince Gumball's crown, flicking it and not looking at the camera. He had short, black hair and was floating. I could see his fangs and shook my head a few times. So that is my boy counterpart. I closed my eyes and dropped the photo, trying to take it all in. "Oh, I'm sorry, do you have to use the bathroom?" Prince Gumball asked politely. Before I could answer I felt my lunch coming back up my throat. I floated as fast as I could to the bathroom and vomited into the toilet. I felt my hair being held back by strong, gentle, comforting hands. As I wiped my mouth, I looked behind me and saw it was the Prince, with a concerned look on his face. "I'm deeply sorry, Marceline." He said gently. I shook my head and got up form my knees. "I know it's a lot to take in, I should have informed you slower." He said. I could tell he was really sorry by his tone. He helped me back into my living room and sat me on the couch, patting my back and placing his hand on me. I just wanted to put my head on his shoulder, with his comforting hands caressing mine, and go to sleep. My eyes closed for a few minutes, until my mind started to float back into reality. Was I actually falling for this guy? I can't believe it! How could I fall for this geeky, dorky, spazzy, charming, comforting, handsome, wait, what was I thinking? My head snapped up and I pulled my hands from his. "Okay, so now that I know you're telling the truth, what are you going to do now?" I asked. My voice sounded sleepy and strange.
"Oh, I informed my kingdom that I was going to another dimension, so they shouldn't be worrying, so I guess I will explore your land. I would appreciate you helping, if you could." He said. "Oh...um..sure." I said, rubbing the back of my head. "Well can we at least call it a night? I'm so tired you can't even imagine." I said, blinking slowly. "Oh, that is a grand idea. I too am tired. I shall sleep on the ground." He said, laying on the ground. I laughed a little and grabbed some blankets from the closet. I threw some on him and he smiled warmly at me. I smiled back and shut off the lights, floating to my room. I actually got in my bed this time, snuggling beneath my covers. It didn't take me long to drift of into sleep, which was weird, after all that I had taken in today. Maybe it wouldn't be that bad, keeping this Prince Gumball as my guest. At least he wasn't a total ass as I would expect my counterpart to be. Even though he is painfully like Princess Bubblesomething, he is pretty nice to be around. In fact, I think he is kind of cute....Wait! Marceline you are NOT falling for him!